The nauseating couple known as Brenchel was split up on Big Brother last night, though there is hope their dysfunctional love can continue on television. Settling into the idea that they were going to be split up, Brendon told Rachel, “I’m gonna invent something that’s going to help cure cancer, I’m gonna patent it, then we’ll make money for the rest of our lives.” That is stunning and horrifying and perfectly illustrative of their delusion; it was also hilarious when Rachel followed up by saying she just wanted the half million dollars. Screw cancer! Most of Wednesday’s episode was spent on Brendon’s complex plan to fake out Daniele and act like he would save himself, but secretly save Rachel, thereby forcing HOH Daniele to, I don’t know, do nothing differently. It was amazing how amazing he thought that plan was. Between Rachel’s many visits to the psychologist in the Diary Room, there was the potential for something dramatic to happen, like her leaving with Brendon during the live ...