Don't mind me I'm just sitting here watching Top Model and eating my leftover pumpkin seeds. Can you believe another week has gone by? It seems like only yesterday that Bianca was being a bitch, Shannon was boring us to tears and we were deprived of any new Tyra -isms. Angelea starts the show and says most people were upset to see Kayla go but everyone is pumped Bianca sashayed away. Lisa runs through the mansion doors loudly announcing her winning picture for — I don't know — the DVR to hear. In what I am now dubbing the True Blood room, Laura (Jason Stackhouse) and Allison (Vampire Jess, obviously), are conversating. Laura tells Allison she's really proud of how far she's come, particularly that she is now being asked to speak at venues. Allison either speaks back to Laura and tells her what a great person she is, or she's sharing these sentiments with her pillow. She's sweet though and tells us she's working on being more extroverted and gai...