Survivor Nicaragua has reached its halfway point, and it’s time for the merge—and some insane stuff like theft, confessions, and a lack of consequences for one’s actions, which is clearly this season’s theme. The merge means another new merged tribe name, although one that’s considerably less absurd than in the past (hello, Nobag), and also introductions to new people and re-introductions to old allies. It also means I’m tired of recapping episodes in the normal way, so instead, here’s a recap of introductions the Libertad tribe members would use if they were being completely honest with one another—and themselves. Hi, I’m Alina , and I have no idea why everyone hates me and voted me out except that I joined in stealing food and supplies for no reason at all, and because the only thing that escapes my personality vacuum is my obvious intelligence and active strategy that makes everyone feel threatened. Hi, I’m Brenda , and the editors forgot to make it look like I was running the game...