Russell Hantz’s elimination from Survivor Redemption Island has left him so mad that he’s threatening to sue his fellow contestants for violating the very contract that he explicitly violated on-camera, never mind accusations of spoiling the show. In a post-eviction interview, Russell told Entertainment Weekly , “I would have never thrown a challenge. Never. I should sue every single one of them because in the contract it says you can’t throw challenges!” This is so incredible I don’t know where to begin, and I wish someone would have called him on this bullshit. First, contestants’ contract is with CBS, not each other—although perhaps there’s some complicated legal argument that could be made about his chances being affected by their rule-breaking. But that would be laughed out of court, because, and second, is Russell seriously threatening to sue someone over violating the same contract that he violated in multiple ways, starting with the prohibition of “criminal damage” of private ...