The official announcement of Ben “Coach” Wade and Ozzy “Oscar” Lusth’s return to Survivor didn’t explain why they were asked to return, but a video posted to CBS’ web site offers some insight. (You might need to watch it twice because you won’t be able to hear anything other than your laughter after the announcer says we will get “an all-star replay this season” of Survivor Redemption Island.) In the video, host Jeff Probst says, “We knew we wanted to bring two people back. We liked how it worked with Rob and Russell, and we looked at different pairings. At first you wouldn’t put those two together.” Probst should have just stopped there and added something like, But we did because we’re desperate for ratings and had no other ideas, as you can tell by the fact that we’re just replaying last season . But instead, Probst said, “But when I looked at it, I see them as two sides of a similar coin.” He later explains that “both Ozzy and Coach have had miserable social games” and says the n...